are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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bitchycode:

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thestomping-ground:

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navigaero:

gaypeopletwitter:

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me: i’m gay

a straight guy: oh okay so you like dick, ass, and balls

me:

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midclown120boos:

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lordeboy:
“find out your GAY name now!
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superpagangirl:
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“ superpagangirl:
“”
y'all have issues
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